"We'll arrive between 9 and 5" joke
(I'm not proud, I'll take them from any source...)
(This is a Russian joke that Ronnie told a while back. What with the summit
and all, he probably won't be telling so many of these.)
A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile.
He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be
delivered in ten years. The man then asks:
"Will it be here in the morning or the afternoon?"
"Why are you concerned? It's quite some time from now."
"Because the plumber is coming in the morning."
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you more...
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand." "And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from more...
Czech walks into police station in 1968 during the Fraternal
Assistance.
Czech: Hey, out there in the street, a Swiss soldier knocked
me down and took my Russian watch.
Desk Sergeant: Come again?
Czech: Are you deaf? Out there in the street, a Swiss more...