"What A Wheat-y Blond Joke" joke

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields. One blonde says, "Look over there!" There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming through the wheat. The other blonde says, "Look over there!" where there was still another blonde in a boat. The blonde driving said, "It's people like that that give us blondes a bad name." The other blonde said, "Yeah! And if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and beat the crap out of them!" Blonde
Dutch girls on bikes "Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the increasing darkness of the streets starts making the two girls a little nervous when one girl leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before."
The other girl says, "It's the cobblestones."

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