"What If Women Ruled The World" joke

.... Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

. ... PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

. ... Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

. .. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.

. .. A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing

. .... Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.

. ... Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

. ..."Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.

. ... Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.

. ... Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.

. ... Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks"

. ... Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.

. ... Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.

. ... Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.

. ... Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."

. ... Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

. ... Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.

. .. Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.

. ... All toilet seats would be nailed down.

. ... Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.

. ... TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.

. ... All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator

. ... During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.

. ... Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.

. ... After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

. ... For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.