"What Is Your Desire?" joke

As he approached the haberdashery counter of a large department store, a well-dressed gentleman was greeted by a shapely clerk. "Good afternoon," she murmured softly, "and what is your desire?" "My desire," he said, after giving her a long, appreciative look, "is to sweep you into my arms, rush you out of this store and up to my apartment, mix a pitcher of Martinis, put on some soft music and make mad, passionate love to you. But what I need is a pair of socks."

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