"What Part Gets To Heaven First" joke
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "Who can tell me what part of the body gets to Heaven first?"
Three children raised their hand, Susie, Peter and Little Johnny. The teacher didn't want to call on Johnny, for fear he would say something bad, so she picked Susie first.
"I think your head gets to Heaven first because you have to be smart," answered Susie.
The teacher called on Peter next. "I think your heart gets to Heaven first because you have to have a good heart," said Peter.
Finally, Johnny was the only child with his hand up, so the teacher had no choice but to pick him.
"I think your feet get to Heaven first," Johnny proudly stated.
Breathing a sigh of relief, the teacher asked, "Johnny, why on earth do you think your feet get to Heaven first?"
"Because," Johnny explained, "when I walked into my Mom and Dad's room last night, Mom's feet were straight up in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh God, I'm cummin', I'm cummin'!'"
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