"What did Santa Claus's wife say " joke

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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