"What do blondes and cow pies have in common?" joke

- The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)

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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, taking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Oh, this is just great... he's only 5 and I'm going to have to start explaining all about the birds and the more...

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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R.L.Lucas,Jr:From the stand point of a Liberal Conservative and a Texan. Texans believe if you are stupid enough to bring a knife to a gun fight you are the Weekest Link....Good Bye! Bang (Remember: We not only have the Death Penalty, but we use it and have added an Express Lane.
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zach:this is not funny democrats are awesome
Funny Joke? 20 vote(s). 65% are positive. 2 comment(s).