"What does ADIDAS stand for?" joke

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

What do you call Napoleon after a bomb has hit him?
Napoleon Blown Apart

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.