"What is a dolphins favorite TV show" joke

What is a dolphins favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.

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Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.

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