"What's The Difference ..." joke

What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn't get paid extra for a longer fight.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.
What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros?
The lawyer charges more.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a computer nerd?
Sooner or later everyone needs a lawyer.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
A hooker will stop screwing you after you are dead.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.