"What's The Hurry?" joke
A guy enters a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 shot glasses and start filling them with whiskey.
As the bartender is filling them, the guy is gulping them down, one after the other.
"Hey, pal, what's the hurry?" the bartender asks.
"If you had what I have, you'd be doing the same thing!" replies the man.
Backing up, the bartender asks, "What do you have?"
"About 75 cents!" the man replies.
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