"When do monkeys fall from the sky?" joke

Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!

When my three-year-old son opened his birthday gift from his Grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased.

I turned to my Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we more...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month!

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if sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it ?

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