"When they ship styrofoam" joke

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

Why doesn`t "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why do `tug`boats push their barges?

Why do we sing `Take me out to the ball game`, when we are already there?

Why are they called `stands` when they`re made for sitting?

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?

Does a fish get cramps after eating?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?