"Where I Live???" joke

An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying.

"Well," says the old man, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love.
In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love.
At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love.

" The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn`t be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!

" So the old man says, "I know! I`m crying because I don`t remember where I live!"

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