"Where do babies come from?" joke
Jamie and Suzie were walking down the street pushing their dolls in doll strollers. Jamie -
"Where did you get your baby?"
Suzie -
"The Sears Catalog."
Jamie -
"How much did it cost?"
Suzie -
"Twenty-five dollars."
Jamie -
"How long did it take?"
Suzie -
"About three weeks. How about you, where did you get your baby?"
Jamie -
"The JC Penny Catalogue."
Suzie -
"How much did it cost?"
Jamie -
"Ten dollars."
Suzie -
"How long did it take?"
Jamie -
"About five weeks."A short time later, they passed a woman pushing a real baby in a stroller. Being curious, they asked the woman where her baby came from.
"I got my baby from the General Hospital."
Jamie -
"How much did it cost?"
Woman -
"About a thousand dollars."
Suzie -
"How long did it take?"
Woman -
"Nine months."The woman continued down the street away from the girls. After a few minutes, Jamie says, "I don't know about you, but I think she got screwed."
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