"Where is the directory?" joke

A MAN who had no telephone in his home went to the house of his next door neighbour who happened to be the director of a company. The neighbour happened to be away so the man asked his aged mother if he could make a call. "Surely," replied the old lady pointing to the telephone. "The director sahib has gone to his office but I know he would not mind your using the phone."
The man looked in his notebook but could not find the number he wanted. "Where is the directory?" he asked the lady. "Oh, the directory! She is taking her bath."

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