"Where's ya bin? (down under)" joke
Neville the Aborigine had been out of work for a long time and when he was offered the job at the council as a garbage collector he decided to take it up. On his first day things were going great until he arrived at one house and noticed there was no wheelie bin out the front.
Neville thought to himself, "I wanna do a good job and not get fired from here but if they find out I missed one house then I will get fired." So he went up to the door and knocked on it.
To his surprise it was a fellow Aborigine who answered. Neville breathed a sight of relief and said to the other bloke, "Where's ya bin?"
The man replied, "I bon on' olidays,"
Neville then said, "Na, mate, where's ya BIN?"
"I bin on' olidays I tell ya," was the reply.
Neville, slightly frustrated, says, "Na, ya fucken idiot - where's ya Wheelie Bin?"
The other bloke looked round to see who might be listening. "Well," he said. "I weally bin in jail - but I'm tellin' everyone I bin on' olidays, eh!"
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