"Which Tire Was It?" joke
A college "boy" and his girlfriend went out the night before their major exams. Both of them were totally pissed out of their minds when
they got back home. The next day they were so hungover they
missed most of their class. When they finally showed up, their was only 15 min. left in class before papers had to be turned in. They told the professer that their car's tire popped and they couldn't flag down a ride. The professer "uh huhed" with sympathy and told them they could write the exam the next day. The next day they came in and were sent into different rooms. The cover of the test said, "this will determine all I need to know". They opened the test and saw there was only one question. "Which tire was it?"
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