"Who Is He?" joke
While enjoying a drink with a friend one night, a guy decides to try his luck with a gorgeous girl who's sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place.
The pair jump into a taxi and immediately upon arriving at her place, they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it.
Finally, completely worn out, he pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she might happen to have one.
"Look in the top drawer of the bedside table," she says. "I may have some matches in there."
Opening the drawer, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Obviously, this causes him to worry. "Is this your husband?" he asks nervously.
"No, silly, I'm not married," she replies, snuggling closer to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asks.
"No, I don't have a boyfriend," she says, fondling him.
"Well then, who is he?" demands the bewildered guy.
"Oh, that was me before the operation," she calmly replies.
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