"Who Killed Jesus Christ?" joke
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. Onewas a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision uponthat answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answeredwithout hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked himand he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the samequestion. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chiefthanked the man who then left.
Finally the Sardarji arrived for hisinterview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did theinterview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'malready investigating a murder.
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