"Who Should Be Boss" joke
When the body was created, all parts argued about who should be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be Boss since I control the body's thoughts, responses and functions."
The hands said, "We should be Boss since we do all the work and earn all the money."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we are the ones that carry the brain around and get him to wherever he wants to go."
And so it went, on and on, with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until, finally, the asshole spoke up.
The other parts laughed at the prospect of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole got angry, went on strike and refused to work. Within a short time, the brain fevered, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the eyes crossed.
Finally, they all conceded that the asshole would be the Boss and the motion was passed. All the other parts resumed doing their work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit.
The moral of the story... You don't need brains to be a Boss... any asshole will do!
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