"Who Understands Men" joke

-The nice men are ugly.
-The handsome men are not nice.
-The handsome and nice man are gay.
-The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
-The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
-The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
-The handsome men without money are after our money.
-The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexeual don't think we are beautiful enough.
-The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexuel, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
-The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexuel are shy and never make the first move!!
-The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
NOW, WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??!!