"Who Would Have Us" joke

The young man relaxed on the bed, enjoying a cigarette; his girl friend lay beside him, lost in thought.
"Darling," she said unexpectedly, as girls are wont to do, "let's get married."
The young man took a long drag on his cigarette and without turning said, "Dearest, who would have us?"
I'm going to have a little one," Said the girl, so gay and frisky. And the boyfriend up and fainted (Then she told him she meant whiskey).

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