"Whodunit?" joke
Three men applied for the job of a detective: Santa from India, Marc Grayberg, a Jew; and Tom Silanti, an Italian.
The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon the answer. When Grayberg arrived for his interview, the chief asked him,' Who killed Jesus Christ?' He answered without hesitation,' The Romans killed him.' The chief thanked him and he left.
When Silanti arrived for his interview, the chief asked him the same question. He replied,' Jesus was killed by the Jews.' The chief. thanked him also and he left.
Finally, Santa arrived for his interview and was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,' Could I have some time to think about it?' The chief said,' Ok, but get back to me tomorrow.'
When Santa arrived home, his wife asked,' How did the interview go?' Pat came the reply,' Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder!'
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