"Why I don't answer my email" joke

10. The dog chewed through my monitor cable and now I can't read my e-mail.

9. I type with the two-finger "hunt' n peck" system and spend all my time "hunting".

8. I have a rare disease, "Terminal Procrastination".

7. You mean my PC can really reply to your Mac?

6. I'm so far behind, I don't open my e-mail anymore.

5. I spilled hot tomato soup in my keyboard and only the delete key works now.

4. I work for the U.S. Post Office and we find e-mail too threatening.

3. I'm waiting until my "Inbox" has 1,000,000 e-mails.

2. I play computer games 24 hours a day and don't have time to reply to e-mail.

1. I try, but it says to press any key. My keyboard doesn't have an "any" key!!!