"Why doesn't Sweden export it's " joke

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...