"Why doesn't Tarzan have a" joke

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?

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