"Why don't whales eat sushi very " joke

Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

Going out for sushi is a really good first date idea, especially if you're a shallow person.

Not only does it make you seem classy, but it also gives you the opportunity to see what your date will and won't put in their mouth.

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Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A. It's called, Sosumi.

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Whats the difference between eating sushi and eating pussy?
The rice.

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