"Why hell was ice cold wen gay me ruled the earth" joke
There was a gay man who had recently died and was going to heaven. He climbs up the stairs to heaven and meets a man who happens to be the keeper of heaven and hell. They begin walking to the gates so the gay man can be let in, all of a sudden the keeper drops his keys, and being gay the man jumps on top of him and begins to hump the keeper.
The keeper says, " what in the world are you doing, get off of me! I should send you to hell right now, but seeing as we are in heaven I should give you another chance". The gay man agrees.
Once again the keeper drops his keys and being gay the man jumps on him again the keeper says, " Oh my word get off of me right no I would be inclined to send you to hell but we are so close to the gates that I'ill give you one more chance, but that is it"! Once again the man agrees.
Sadly the keeper drops his keys one last time, the gay man jumps on top of him and is sent to hell. Well, being the keeper he is obligated to check on heaven and hell once a month to make sure everything is okay. He goes down to hell to check and everything is not okay, there is no fire or heat just cold ice.
The keeper finally finds the devil and asks, " Why is there no fire or heat just cold ice"!
The devil replies, "You try bending over to light a fire"!
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