"Why studying is better than sex" joke

- You can usually find someone to do it with.

- If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

- You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

- When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who got there first.

- A little coffee and you can do it all night.

- If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "bookteaser."

- You don't get embarrassed if your parents catch you.

- If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!