"Wildlife Jenie" joke
so a bear and a rabbit find a jenie in a forest and it says I will grant each of you 3 wishes starting with you rabbit so the rabbit says I want a leather jacket and a Harly Davidson motorcycle
and the bear goes why the heck would you want that- I wish all the bears in this forest where feamale- whoohoo!
I wish I had a Harly Davidson hat says the rabbit
I wish all the bears in this whole country where feamale and the bear slicks back his hair
the jenie looks at the rabbit and the rabbit says Oh Im thinking-you can ask him and he points to the bear
I wish all the bear in the world where feamales
the jenie points looks back to the rabbit and the rabbit says Uh-I whish the bear was gay and he hops on the motorcycle and drives off.
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