"Wishing for world peace" joke

This guy is walking along the beach, and finds a magic lamp.
He picks it up, and rubs it, and out comes a genie and says, "Master, your wish is my command - I will grant you one wish".
Being both healthy & wealthy, he says,"I wish for world peace".
The genie says,"Where is there no peace - show me on a map" ???
The man takes out a map, and points to the middle east.
The genie shakes his head, and says, "Master, there has not been peace in that part of the world for thousands of years - I cannot do anything about it - Do you have another wish ???
The man thinks for a minute, and says, "I would like to understand how women think".
The genie says, "Give me that map again".

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