"With lard" joke
Their was this white boy. He was in the bathroom at park one day, and he saw this black boy in there. He said excuse me, but how did you get your dick so big. Thats easy said the black boy, everyday I rub it down in lard.Thankyou said the white boy, and off he went Well a few weeks past, and the white boy saw the black boy again. The black boy said hey hows it going, did the lard work. NO !! said white boy I thnik it made it smaller. What i dont understand it worked for me and my dad and my brothers. just what did you do, maybe you did something wrong. I did what you said, i got a can of crisco out and rubed it down everday. Laughing the black boy said crisco, thats not lard thats shortening..
How can you tell if its a lard ass in the car in front of you?
His tit hangs out the window!