"Woman loses battle to turn dead dad into diamond" joke

A German woman's plan to turn her dead father's ashes into a diamond was thwarted Tuesday. A district court in Wiesbaden ruled the 19-year-old could not take the cremated remains to Switzerland where a company creates synthetic diamonds from ashes.

"Dammit," said the woman, "I guess I'll just have to snort him."

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