"Woman on the Beach" joke

A woman with no arms and no legs was laying on the beach sobbing. A man was walking by and stopped to ask her why she was crying.
"No one has ever loved me before," said the woman. "Alright, I love you," said the man.
As he began to walk away, the woman started crying again. "Now why are you crying?" he asked. "No one has ever kissed me before," replied the woman. The man picked her up, kissed her and said, "There, now you've been kissed."
Once more he began to walk away, only to hear the woman crying agan. Quickly, he turned around and said, "What's wrong now?" "No one has ever fucked me before," she replied.
The man picked her up, threw her in the water and said, "There, now you're fucked!"

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