"Women Dominated World" joke

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines
-- one line for the men that dominated their women
on earth, and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women
to go with St. Peter."
The next time God looked, the women are gone,
and there are two lines. The line for the men who were
dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in
the line of men who dominated their
women there was only one man.
God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed
of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you
were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only
one of my Men who stood up and made me proud.
Learn from him! Tell them, my Men, how did you manage
to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied,
"I don`t know, my wife told me to stand here."