"Wrigley Gums" joke

A Jamaican tourist was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an Australian, chewing gum, sat next to him.
The Jamaican politely ignored the Australian, who, never the less started up a conversation. The Australian snapped his gum and said, "You Jamaican folks eat the whole bread?"
The Jamaican frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The Australian blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In Australia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect, recycle them, and transform them into croissants and sell them to Jamaica."
The Australian had a smirk on his face. The Jamaican listened in silence. The Australian persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing the Jamaican replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Australian said, "We don't. In Australia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell them to Jamaica."
The Jamaican then asked, "Do you have sex in Australia?"
The Austrailian smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Jamaican leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
" We throw them away, of course." says the Australian.
Now it was the Jamaican's turn to smile. "We don't. In Jamaica, we recycle them, we put them in a container, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Australian. Why do you think it's called Wrigleys?

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