"Wrong answer" joke

Santa is sitting at the coffee shop, staring morosely into his coffee.
Banta walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Santa what the problem is.
"Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those questions my wife asks. Now I`m in deep trouble at home."
"What kind of question?" asked Banta.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly." "That`s easy," said Banta. "You just say `Of course I will!"
"Yeah," said Santa, "that`s what I did, except I said `Of course I DO.`"

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