"YOLK: Life as an egg" joke

If you think life is bad...
How would you like to be an egg?

- You only get laid once.

- You only get eaten once.

- It takes 4 minutes to get hard.

- Only 2 minutes to get soft.

- You share your box with 11 other guys.

- But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad!