"YOUR MAMMA..." joke

Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mammmas so fat she saw a pool and thoughtit was a bath

Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops