"Yank once if you''re in the mood" joke

Steve just married his bride, but she had been a devote Catholic and thus was still a virgin. Trying to put her at ease on the wedding night he said, "Now that we're married, sweetheart, I don't want you to feel any pressure when it comes to making love. When you're in the mood for sex, yank on my penis once."
"What if I'm not in the mood for sex?" the bride asks.
"Then yank it a hundred times."

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