"Yiddishe Mamas KNOW" joke

Yentl, a good woman, knew her son was having an affair with a ditzy shikse who was his roommate, but her son, Morris, refused to confess. She devised a plan. A week later, she got a letter from Morris:
Dear Mama,
I am not sleeping with that WASP and I know you stole the ladle. Where is it?
Love,
Morris
She wrote back:
Dear Morris,
If that shikse was sleeping where she was supposed to, she would have found it already.
Love,
Your Mama

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