"Yo Mama So Ugly" joke
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her showerYo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neckYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence camerasYo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed herYo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run. She still has the grenade in her mouth.