"Yo mama's So Stupid" joke

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...

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My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

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Jackoby:Yo hairline is like a boomerang. It flies but never returns back.
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Jackoby:yo hairline look like a a bag of skittles. Taste the rainbow
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kian:your funnyx
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Theresa:i thought you would like this one. I laugh my ass off
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Anonym:Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a gold fish
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