"Yo mama's So Stupid" joke

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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 Yo Mama, Mama, Stupid, Rice

hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Pit Bull

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...

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Gullible cop

by TJ

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.

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Blood test

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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Jackoby:Yo hairline is like a boomerang. It flies but never returns back.
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Jackoby:yo hairline look like a a bag of skittles. Taste the rainbow
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kian:your funnyx
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Theresa:i thought you would like this one. I laugh my ass off
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Anonym:lolz
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Anonym:Yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a gold fish
Funny Joke? 127 vote(s). 63% are positive. 6 comment(s).