"Yo Mamma (bunch of oneliners)" joke

Yo Mama so dump she looked at an orange juice box for 2 hrs. just because it said CONCENTRATE

Yo Mama so fat she just fat

Yo Mama so ugly hell started to cry

Yo Mama so fat Jupiter got jealous

Yo Mama so fat she got hit by a parked car

Yo Mama so desperate she told me that she would give me a blow job for a quarter.

Yo Mama so dump she went to the SUPER BOWL with a spoon.

Yo Mama so horny she's on the fence sayin' here kitty kitty.

Yo Mama so ugly she too ugly.

Yo Mama so dump she went to the salon for a facial.