"Yo Momma continued..." joke

yo mamma is so fat, when she saw a yellow bus she yelled, "stop that twinki"

yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and out popped four quarters, she stepped on one of those quarters and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose

yo mama is dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

yo mama is dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo mama is so fat she said she wanted a water bed so she put a big blanket around the Pacifc ocean.

yo mamma is so fat she is on both sides of the family.

yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code

yo mamma so fat her blood type's crisco