"Yo mama" joke

1)Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
2)Yo mama is like a shotgun one cock and shes ready to blow.
3)Yo mama is like a door knob everybody gets a turn
4)Yo mama is like a loli pop everybody gets a lick
5)Yo mama is like the pillsbury doughboy whenever she gets poked she goes woo-hoo!
6)Yo mama is like a racecar she burns 50 rubbers a day.
7)Yo mama is so fat that when she went outside with a yellow raincoat all the children said here come the school bus.
8)Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.

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