"Yo mama so old I told her to act " joke

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Whats the difference

Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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Your hairline

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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