"You Bought How Many Seats?" joke

There was a guy in a theater, sprawled out over three seats. The usher came by and told the guy to move. The guy mumbled, but didn't answer, so the usher went to get the manager.

The manager said to the man, "Sir, if you don't move, I'll call the police to have you removed." Again, the guy mumbled, but didn't answer.

So the manager called the police and a cop came over. The cop said to the man, "Hey mister, What's your name?"

The man said, "Pete."

The cop asked, "Where ya' from, Pete?" He replied, "The balcony!"

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