"You Don't Know Whom?" joke

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle this situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children; Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins: Deap and Dip Schitt.

Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, Holie Schitt adopted son, a high school drop out.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried to a man named Ted Sherlock. Since her children were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then know as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.